Quote #9223
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Quote #9376
How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise...
Quote #13901
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #18028
I’m 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if...
Quote #20173
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
Quote #5220
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Quote #20725
To succeed is nothing, it’s an accident. but to feel is no doubts about...
Quote #10339
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the...
Quote #3076
It may well be doubted whether human ingenuity can construct an enigma… which human...
Quote #9549
I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a...