Quote #19568
Some men just aren’t cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before...
Quote #2471
Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died...
Quote #14954
Nothing is hopeless, we must hope for everything.
Quote #1011
The beginning of an acquaintance whether with persons or things is to get a...
Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #2022
Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...
Quote #15101
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh – it’s as simple...
Quote #14900
In the long run, we get no more than we have been willing to...
Quote #293
The moment a man talks to his fellows he begins to lie.
Quote #17196
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and...