Quote #2251
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Quote #20847
To be amused by what you read–that is the great spring of happy quotations.
Quote #20717
The most important work you and I will ever do will be within the...
Quote #10414
It matters not how long we live but how.
Quote #5395
Alas, poor Yorick I knew him, Horatio a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
Quote #1404
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #7672
We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive – and part...
Quote #21695
Temptation rarely comes in working hours. It is in their leisure time that men...
Quote #2918
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
Quote #20144
Instant gratification takes too long.