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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
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The object of government in peace and in war is not the glory of...
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #20136
No amount of artificial reinforcement can offset the natural inequalities of human individuals.
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The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no...
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You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #20842
The position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel.
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You may laugh at a friend’s roof don’t laugh at his sleeping accomodation.
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All that Communism needs to make it successful is someone to feed and clothe...
Quote #11664
I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.