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Quote #13756

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To me, there’s no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead...
Anon.

Quote #3301

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
Thomas Dekker

Quote #12486

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Sleep is the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
Chinese Proverb

Quote #9145

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If you suspect a man, don’t employ him, and if ypu employ him, don’t...
Elbert Hubbard

Quote #7084

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you suffer, thank God It is a sure sign that you are alive.
Harry S Truman

Quote #3049

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The only new thing is history we don’t know.
Bertrand Russell

Quote #7543

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The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures...
Sarah N. Cleghorn

Quote #12006

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The unfit die — the fit both live and thrive. Alas, who say so...
Jimmy Carter

Quote #19804

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread,...
Leslie Nielsen

Quote #20963

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
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