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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you...
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I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
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He who asks a question may be a fool for five minutes, but he...
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Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
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To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
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If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a...
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Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with...
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The only cure for grief is action.
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Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly often attributed by the living to the dead,...
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The descent to Hades is the same from every place.