Quote #4920
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television’s message has always...
Quote #9091
Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a hatchet.
Quote #19587
Self-esteem is the reputation we acquire with ourselves.
Quote #529
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #2266
It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there...
Quote #12980
Adversity is the trial of principle. Without it a man hardly knows whether he...
Quote #12859
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic...
Quote #20920
I’m not judging people, I’m judging their actions. It’s the same type of distinction...
Quote #20396
I improve on misquotation.
Quote #7451
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with...