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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad

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Ed Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 – 50 chance of living, though...
William Shakespeare

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Assume a virtue, if you have it not.
Gen. William Sherman

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If nominated, I will not run if elected, I will not serve.
George Orwell

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Orthodoxy is Unconsciousness.
Oscar Wilde

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It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
John Stuart Mill

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All good things which exist are the fruits of originality.
Charles Wadsworth

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By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually...
Blaise Pascal

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Let us weigh the gain and the loss in wagering that God is, but...
Elbert Hubbard

Quote #7101

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.
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