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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13814

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Virgil

Quote #9449

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Death’s brother, Sleep.
Isaac Newton

Quote #16039

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If I have ever made any valuable discoveries, it has been owing more to...
Omar Khayym

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Myself when young did eagerly frequent Doctor and Saint, and heard great Argument About...
George McGovern

Quote #5909

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It doesn’t require any particular bravery to stand on the floor of the Senate...
Edgar Allan Poe

Quote #3077

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Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity...
J. D. Salinger

Quote #17272

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Many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right...
Albert Einstein

Quote #9406

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God may be subtle, but He isn’t mean.
Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf

Quote #8951

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I believe that forgiving them is God’s function. Our job is simply to arrange...
Benjamin Disraeli

Quote #2960

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Change is inevitable. In a progressive country change is constant.
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