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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
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The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Horace

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Pale death knocks with impartial foot at poor men’s hovels and king’s palaces.
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Use disappointments as material for patience.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you...
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No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
S Hayakawa

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Notice the difference between what happens when a man says to himself, ‘I have...
Steve Martin

Quote #20855

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
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