Quote #208
Organized crime constitutes nothing less than a guerilla war against society.
Quote #11817
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Quote #6230
Trent You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now...
Quote #12235
And that’s the way it is.
Quote #2361
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #4217
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you...
Quote #20817
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go...
Quote #14716
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to...
Quote #4096
Anyone who proposes to do good must not expect people to roll stones out...