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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
George Eliot

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Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.
Susan Sontag

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Publilius Syrus

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We must give lengthy deliberation to what has to be decided once and for...
Jake Johanson

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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede...
Eugene S. Wilson

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Only the curious will learn and only the resolute overcome the obstacles to learning....
Albert Einstein

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If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.
Gerald R. Ford

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The political lesson of Watergate is this Never again must America allow an arrogant,...
Angus N. Wilson

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The opportunities for heroism are limited in this kind of world the most people...
Samuel Johnson

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The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
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