Quote #6660
When in doubt, punt
Quote #4374
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
Quote #9109
Practice no vice because it’s trivial… Neglect no virtue because it’s so.
Quote #8447
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #2261
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Quote #15505
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #19460
No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.
Quote #959
Common sense is in spite of, not the result of, education.
Quote #2356
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
Quote #7035
Fabrizio In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.