Quote #21007
I am just going outside and may be some time.
Quote #11025
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #8607
Nothing costs so much as what is bought by prayers.
Quote #18466
What if this weren’t a hypothetical question
Quote #15970
Love demands infinitely less than friendship.
Quote #8996
A camel is a horse designed by committee.
Quote #6056
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #2430
Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case,...
Quote #15267
Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of...
Quote #15841
Pride would be a lot easier to swallow if it didn’t taste so bad.