Quote #11836
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #3707
The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of...
Quote #535
Every man is a divinity in disguise, a God playing the fool.
Quote #13743
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #1349
Thou canst not touch the freedom of my mind.
Quote #15770
No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Quote #13969
A resolution to avoid an evil is seldom framed till the evil is so...
Quote #14597
There’s no I in TEAM.
Quote #11843
I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent...
Quote #7123
The days of the digital watch are numbered.