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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly....
Elbert Hubbard

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We are punished by our sins, not for them.
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George The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half...
Vince Lombardi

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But more importantly, you’ve got to play with your heart, with every fiber of...
Nancy Spain

Quote #21427

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There are people whom one loves immediately and forever. Even to know they are...
M Scott Peck

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Most do not fully see this truth that life is difficult. Instead they moan...
Chinese Proverb

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a...
Margaret Cho

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Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like...
Sir Walter Raleigh

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Remember, that if thou marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for...
H.L. Mencken

Quote #33

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
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