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I happen to feel that the degree of a person’s intelligence is directly reflected...
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Youth is the best time to be rich and the best time to be...
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‘Let thine occupations be few,’ saith the sage, ‘if thou wouldst lead a tranquil...
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For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It...
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Bad is never good until worse happens.
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I’m not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It...
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As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices take it, or leave...
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The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
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It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...