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Quote #13886

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
J. R. R. Tolkien

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Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give...
Ellen DeGeneres

Quote #20009

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...
Benjamin Disraeli

Quote #3000

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The hare-brained chatter of irresponsible frivolity.
William R Allen

Quote #10019

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Certainly it is a world of scarcity. But the scarcity is not confined to...
Will Rogers

Quote #3463

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
Jed Seidel

Quote #21385

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Marriage. Why do we do it Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages...
Giuseppe Garibaldi

Quote #13228

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue.
Douglas Adams

Quote #309

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
John Milton

Quote #1338

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here at lastWe shall be freethe Almighty hath not builtHere for his envy, will...
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