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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown,...
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I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...
Rich Kulawiec

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Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Alanis Morissette

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What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes...
Peter De Vries

Quote #9071

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I write when I’m inspired, and I see to it that I’m inspired at...
Aesop

Quote #5499

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A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
Marion Garretty

Quote #13230

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Poets generally love cats — because poets have no delusions about their own superiority.
Edward Morgan Forster

Quote #13084

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If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I...
Isaac Newton

Quote #16038

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I seem to have been like a child playing on the sea shore, finding...
Francis Keppel

Quote #14750

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Education is too important to be left solely to the educators.
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