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A small town is a place where there is no place to go where...
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Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp...
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I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...
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Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
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The very essence of literature is the war between emotion and intellect, between life...
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The trust I have is in mine innocence, and therefore am I bold and...
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Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave.
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The maxim that people should not have a right till they are ready to...
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The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.