Quote #20460
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
Quote #5884
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
Quote #12082
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
Quote #19689
One can acquire everything in solitude – except character.
Quote #11628
A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world.
Quote #17971
Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
Quote #16313
True godliness does not turn men out of the world, but enables them to...
Quote #13833
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #14434
To each other, we were as normal and nice as the smell of bread....
Quote #1611
I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and...