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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
Johnny Carson

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If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Albert Schweitzer

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Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes...
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

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If I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
George Smith Patton, Jr.

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A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
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Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped but...
William Faulkner

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Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age...
Dale Carnegie

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Take a chance All life is a chance. The man who goes furthest is...
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