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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13632

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Egyptian Proverb

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A man’s ruin lies in his tongue.
Jerry Coleman

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Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.
Elaine Dundy

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The question actors most often get asked is how they can bear saying the...
Ann Landers

Quote #2187

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nobody gets to live life backwards. Look ahead — that’s where your future lies.
Haitian Proverb

Quote #16628

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If work were good for you, the rich would leave none for the poor.
Abraham Lincoln

Quote #2436

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I...
Oscar Levant

Quote #15138

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Aubrey Eben

Quote #12765

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don’t worship it. Feed...
Joseph Roux

Quote #2001

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Our experience is composed rathery of illusions that of wisdom acquired.
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