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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and your friends are all...
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To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it’s about, but the...
Homer

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The single best augury is to fight for one’s country.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Every sweet has its sour every evil its good.
Wernher Magnus Maximilian von Braun

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I believe in an immortal soul. Science has proved that nothing disintegrates into nothingness....
Ty Cobb

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When I played ball, I didn’t play for fun. . . . It’s no...
Johann von Goethe

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If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows....
Sir Thomas Beecham

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Brass bands are all very well in their place – outdoors and several miles...
D. A. Battista

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No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Albert Einstein

Quote #9411

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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
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