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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
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There is a negative proof of the value of Latin No one seems to...
Quote #19141
Partake of some of life’s sweet pleasures. And yes, get comfortable with yourself.
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I began by telling the president that there was a cancer growing on the...
Quote #10418
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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Do you want to tear your life apart and get rid of everything you’ve...
Quote #20670
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends...
Quote #9037
All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation...