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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13881

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull...
Taylor Benson

Quote #10692

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
William Safire

Quote #17234

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I think we have a need to know what we do not need to...
Edgar Watson Howe

Quote #14315

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Anne Tyler

Quote #21635

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
People always call it luck when you’ve acted more sensibly than they have.
Charles Spencer

Quote #21473

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Genuine goodness is threatening to those at the opposite end of the moral spectrum.
Muhammad Ali

Quote #3119

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It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just...
Alan Alda

Quote #9976

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Laugh at yourself, but don’t ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When...
Virgil

Quote #9439

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All these souls, after they have passed away a thousand years, are summoned by...
Mark Twain

Quote #1750

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When in doubt, tell the truth.
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