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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Hesiod

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Observe due measure, for right timing is in all things the most important factor.
Christina G. Rossetti

Quote #21248

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In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water...
Lenny Bruce

Quote #11366

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
Bill Clinton

Quote #19896

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When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is...
Edward R. Murrow

Quote #4456

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If none of us ever read a book that was ‘dangerous,’ had a friend...
Conan Doyle

Quote #6467

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…when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
George Walker Bush

Quote #11506

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Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch...
Sir Winston Churchill

Quote #5831

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who...
Oprah Winfrey

Quote #19167

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Every time you suppress some part of yourself or allow others to play you...
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