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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13833

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Art Linkletter

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The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.
Woody Allen

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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue...
Doug Larson

Quote #7441

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The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to...
Isaac Watts

Quote #18800

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Do not hover always on the surface of things, nor take up suddenly, with...
Shirley MacLaine

Quote #15362

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be...
Donald Robert Perry Marquis

Quote #15454

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it.
Ronald Reagan

Quote #8193

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Die-hard conservatives thought that if I couldn’t get everything I asked for, I should...
Roy Blount, Jr.

Quote #8367

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The last time somebody said, ‘I find I can write much better with a...
Abraham Kuyper

Quote #14967

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In the total expanse of human life there is not a single square inch...
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