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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13863

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaut...
Douglas Noel Adams

Quote #9801

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we’ll do it because it’s brilliant nonsense.
H. Jackson Browne

Quote #11320

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of...
Robert A. Heinlein

Quote #9006

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Alexander Smith

Quote #17571

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Memory is a man’s real possession…In nothing else is he rich, in nothing else...
Irving Layton

Quote #15057

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Certainly he is not of the generation that regards honesty as the best policy....
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13905

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I could be a bird, I think I’d be a penguin, because then...
Henrik Ibsen

Quote #14388

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.
Kahlil Gibran

Quote #2820

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9612

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Fortune leaves always some door open to come at a remedy.
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