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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13769

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
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Never lose sight of the importance of a beautiful sunrise, Or watching your kids...
Bern Williams

Quote #19052

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Ideas are like wandering sons. They show up when you least expect them.
Mark Twain

Quote #1614

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When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.
Hosea Ballou

Quote #19763

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Weary the path that does not challenge. Doubt is an incentive to truth and...
Voltaire

Quote #6746

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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Johann von Goethe

Quote #1177

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If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I...
John Steinbeck

Quote #8520

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I know this–a man got to do what he got to do.
William Blake

Quote #3341

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When the doors of perception are cleansed, man will see things as they truly...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13624

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...
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