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Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13799

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Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
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Quote #6431

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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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