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Everyone complains of his memory, none of his judgment.
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Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
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No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with...
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Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...
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At the end of six innings of play, it’s Montreal 5, Expos 3.
Quote #16521
The opinions we hold of one another, our relations with friends and kinfolk are...
Quote #13339
All created beings are unmanifest in their beginning, manifest in their interim state, and...
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If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
Quote #19767
Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight