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To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature.
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Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the...
Quote #8074
It is in our lives and not our words that our religion must be...
Quote #5819
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
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The Joker Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by...
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There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write...
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #9538
To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity...