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Jack When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot...
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Football is not a contact sport, it’s a collision sport – dancing is a...
Quote #13875
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Quote #6403
Wear the old coat and buy the new book.
Quote #17715
Considering how dangerous everything is, nothing is really very frightening.
Quote #19070
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #17488
We call things we don’t understand complex, but that means we haven’t found a...
Quote #100
The most important things to say are those which often I did not think...
Quote #2345
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to...
Quote #6469
The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are...