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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13802

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores...
Sophocles

Quote #1089

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The end excuses any evil.
Mark Twain

Quote #1613

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Polish Proverb

Quote #16723

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.
Eugene Paul Wigner

Quote #18990

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Physics is becoming so unbelievably complex that it is taking longer and longer to...
Ignacio Estrada

Quote #12887

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If a child can’t learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the...
Saint Ambrose

Quote #21434

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you are at Rome live in the Roman style when you are elsewhere...
Napoleon Bonaparte

Quote #11038

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Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news...
H.L. Mencken

Quote #21

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...
Joe Moore

Quote #15831

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
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