Quote #10937
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
Quote #10941
Shun praise. Praise leads to self-delusion. Thy body is not Self, thyself is in...
Quote #12966
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Quote #13315
The ability to think straight, some knowledge of the past, some vision of the...
Quote #5074
If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you...
Quote #13656
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #21482
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from...
Quote #19389
The living need charity more than the dead.
Quote #315
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #5093
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty...