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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13880

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
Thomas Jefferson

Quote #8039

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Quote #7014

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is nothing so ridiculous absurd* but some philosopher has said it.
Elbert Hubbard

Quote #7085

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Religions are many and diverse, but reason and goodness are one.
Dr. Dale E. Turner

Quote #18153

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some of the best lessons we ever learn are learned from past mistakes. The...
Basil S. Walsh

Quote #18718

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We don’t need more strength or more ability or greater opportunity. What we need...
Jeff Melvoin

Quote #20924

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted...
Carl Sagan

Quote #8751

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in...
Dorothy Rothschild Parker

Quote #16224

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9661

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are only two families in the world, the Haves and Have-Nots.
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