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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13842

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Bill Watterson

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Careful. We don’t want to learn from this.
Horace

Quote #8392

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Cease to ask what the morrow will bring forth. And set down as gain...
Seneca

Quote #8891

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
While the fates permit, live happily life speeds on with hurried step, and with...
Samuel Butler

Quote #8156

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Truth is generally kindness, but where the two diverge and collide, kindness should override...
Saki

Quote #17258

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
People may say what they like about the decay of Christianity the religious system...
Dr. Howard Murphy

Quote #20869

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy.
Robertson Davies

Quote #12352

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.
Theodore Sturgeon

Quote #21400

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Polish Proverb

Quote #16722

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Under capitalism man exploits man under socialism the reverse is true.
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