Quote #2841
He who has not looked on Sorrow will never see Joy.
Quote #10499
Television is the first truly democratic culture – the first culture available to everybody...
Quote #15815
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #12410
The national task that had been incumbent upon me for 18 years is hereby...
Quote #8051
When angry, count ten before you speak if very angry, an hundred.
Quote #13718
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the...
Quote #8112
Health is worth more than learning.
Quote #10747
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Quote #11976
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #3443
Nothing you can’t spell will ever work.