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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13799

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Mark Twain

Quote #1686

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Axel Monthe

Quote #15814

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What you keep for yourself, you lose. What you give away, you keep forever.
Ray Douglas Bradbury

Quote #11167

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
That’s the good part of dying when you’ve nothing to lose, you run any...
Cicero

Quote #19849

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The evil implanted in man by nature spreads so imperceptibly, when the habit of...
Knute Kenneth Rockne

Quote #17002

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One player practicing sportsmanship is far better than fifty preaching it.
Vaclav Havel

Quote #9041

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Hope is a state of mind, not of the world. Hope, in this deep...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5339

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Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie.
Thomas Babington

Quote #10399

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Men are never so likely to settle a question rightly as when they discuss...
Richard Needham

Quote #15993

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The man who is brutally honest enjoys the brutality quite as much as the...
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