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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
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I ask you to look both ways. For the road to a knowledge of...
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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Love can’t be proven until you both die loving each other.
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The man who fights for his fellow-man is a better man than the one...
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Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget...
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When you are down and out something always turns up-and it is usually the...
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When your bow is broken and your last arrow spent, then shoot, shoot with...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
Arbie M. Dale

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To decide to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for...
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