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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly....
Lyndon B. Johnson

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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold...
Assyrian Proverb

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I need not fear my enemies because the most they can do is attack...
Stephen Hawking

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I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about...
Dorothy Rothschild Parker

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Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea And love...
Mike Leonard

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Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
Maxim Gorky

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When work is a pleasure, life is a joy When work is a duty,...
Dick Houser

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When you’re a lawyer, you expect your client to lie to you, but not...
Napolean Hill

Quote #14205

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What the mind of man can conceive and believe, It can achieve.
Alexander Pope

Quote #4991

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
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