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Quote #13643

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Anon.

Quote #3241

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Caskie Stinnett

Quote #17773

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A diplomat… is a person who can tell you to go to hell in...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #613

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We are born believing. A man bears beliefs, as a tree bears beauty.
Erastus Flavel Beadle

Quote #10587

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Half the work that is done in the world is to make things appear...
Eldridge Cleaver

Quote #12008

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What we’re saying today is that you’re either part of the solution or you’re...
James Abram Garfield

Quote #13223

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If wrinkles must be written upon your brows, let them not be written upon...
Richard Willard Armour

Quote #10192

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who cannot rest, cannot work he who cannot let go, cannot hold on...
Father Larry Lorenzoni

Quote #15248

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The average person thinks he isn’t.
Simonides

Quote #17518

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Not even the gods fight against necessity.
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