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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
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The problem with the person who thinks he’s a long-term investor and impervious to...
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A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and...
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It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and...
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This is like deja vu all over again.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
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The presidency has made every man who occupied it, no matter how small, bigger...
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The ass will carry his load, but not a double load ride not a...
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