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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
Mark Twain

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If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be–a christian.
Jerry Coleman

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There’s two heads to every coin.
There's Something About Mary

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Charles Churchill

Quote #11907

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The surest road to health, say what they will, Is never to suppose we...
Charles Franklin Kettering

Quote #14775

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You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more...
Anon.

Quote #3282

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The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
Oscar Levant

Quote #15147

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I am no more humble than my talents require.
William James

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Acceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the consequences of...
Voltaire

Quote #6752

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is an absurd one.
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