Quote #6741
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.
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You cannot go around and keep score. If you keep score on the good...
Quote #20710
One’s first step in wisdom is to question everything – and one’s last is...
Quote #20236
Death is Nature’s expert advice to get plenty of Life.
Quote #10451
In a general way, we try to anticipate some of your questions so that...
Quote #2160
I feel my immortality over sweep all pains, all tears, all time, all fears,...
Quote #13771
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #21224
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
Quote #19948
I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell...
Quote #3426
We have the best Congress money can buy.