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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can’t scoff...
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If you believe that discrimination exists, it will.
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A man should not leave this earth with unfinished business. He should live each...
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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A dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may see farther than a...
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I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that...
Benjamin Harrison

Quote #13994

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We Americans have no commission from God to police the world.
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Quote #13816

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If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
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The quality of a university is measured more by the kind of student it...
Dan Quayle

Quote #21180

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Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
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