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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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You know one thing that will really make a woman mad Just run up...
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Oh, thou hast a damnable iteration, and art indeed able to corrupt a saint....
George Bernard Shaw

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The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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Never judge someone till you’ve walked a mile in their shoes, cause then you’re...
Marshall Ganz

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Young people have an almost biological destiny to be hopeful.
Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko

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A poet’s autobiography is his poetry. Anything else can be only a footnote.
Newt Gingrich

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I think one of the great problems we have in the Republican Party is...
Pliny the Elder

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From the end spring new beginnings.
Robert Staughton Lynd

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The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
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