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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13807

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
Confucius

Quote #1232

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them.
Jacob Braude

Quote #11193

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If a thing goes without saying — let it.
Gore Vidal

Quote #3725

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
James Thorpe

Quote #21679

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
Andrew Schneider

Quote #21571

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Let’s not kid ourselves. Whatever we diagnose, most patients, if they don’t die, get...
Clive Staples Lewis

Quote #5944

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The...
Ellen Glasgow

Quote #7789

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty...
Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Quote #17491

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let...
Henry Ward Beecher

Quote #2685

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...
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