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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13921

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
Albert Einstein

Quote #9303

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Quote #20309

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A noble person attracts noble people, and knows how to hold on to them.
Benjamin Disraeli

Quote #2969

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Quote #11821

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A good novel tells you the truth about its hero but a bad novel...
Lao Tzu

Quote #3762

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To have little is to possess. To have plenty is to be perplexed.
Andrew Schneider

Quote #21540

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Ruth Stout

Quote #21467

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Working in the garden…gives me a profound feeling of inner peace.
Albert Einstein

Quote #9310

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I like neither new clothes nor new kinds of food.
Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield

Quote #11780

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Be wiser than other people if you can but do not tell them so.
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